BRAVEHEART CAUGHT ON TAPE SAYING HE HOPES HIS GIRLFRIEND "GETS RAPED BY A PACK NIGGERS."
MALIBU – After being arrested for DUI in Malibu three years ago, Passion of the Christ director Mel Gibson unleashed an angry anti-Semitic tirade against Jews. Hollywood has many prominent Jews in positions of power and the backlash has gutted Gibson’s film career.
Gibson has called in famous “Disaster” PR agent Polly Dans. Dans called an emergency meeting of the Mel Gibson brain trust to find a better target to deflect criticism of Gibson.
So Mel then went on to make racist comments to his girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. According to Radar Online Gibson said: "You look like a Fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."
“I’ve never liked the blacks,” said Gibson from an undisclosed rehab center. “I only drink so much because I’m constantly worried about some black spoogie robbing me and stealing my fancy car.”
Not stopping there, Gibson then blamed blacks for high gas prices, a sluggish economy and the poor performance of film, Knight and Day. When a critic told Gibson he had a lot of nerve, he responsed: "Yeah and they got a lot of unsold Father's Day Cards in Detroit."
The NAACP refused to comment calling Gibson’s statements an obvious smokescreen. Jesse Jackson and the Reverend Al Sharpton, however, each issued denouncing statements calling for a boycott of the famous actor. Sharpton said “Only some kind of cash payment will assuage my unforgivable anger.”
Executives in Hollywood seem slow to forgive but that has not deterred Team Gibson. “It’s a ridiculous,” said Dans, “Michael Vick got two years for hurting dogs. Chris Brown hurt Rhianna and got nothing.” When asked what this had to do with Gibson, Dans said. “Nothing, I’m just saying that blacks commit a lot of crimes and Mel is white.
It sounds silly but soon after Dans’s statement, several prominent executives were heard to say that Gibson was hot again and had never beaten a woman or killed a dog.
Gibson has several new projects including a remake of Roots with a twist ending where all the blacks remain slaves.