Jell-O was always a mystery to me growing up. What held it together? Why did it wiggle and how come other foods were not nearly as shiny and fun.
Well, Bill Cosby's indictment, trial and conviction forced me to not only deal with the nightmarish revelations of over 50 women, it also caused me to finally find out what the hell Jell-O is.
But if you heat the Jell-O, you break the bonds that hold the proteins together and it becomes what it once was, an animal's dead carcass.
Bill Cosby was convicted. The heat was applied and now he was sent to prison, a convicted felon. The bonds holding together his image were broken and turned his legacy back into skin and bone. And even though the conviction has been overturned, no matter how we celebrate Cosby's life and career, there will always be a discussion of this rape conviction, which makes his whole life's work look like dead meat.
Chet Kincaid, the impossibly positive and helpful physical education teacher of the first Bill Cosby Show, can now be seen lusting after young school girls and cute teachers in that Los Angeles high school, spiking their milk cartons in the lunch room and their coffees in the teacher's lounge and doing unspeakable things in a janitor's closet. This is an after school special made of nightmares
Alexander Scott the intrepid tennis pro of I Spy is fighting the Cold War, but also date-raping women across Europe, leaving dazed and confused heiresses and the occasional countess in hotel rooms, groggy and unable to remember what happened to them.
And in reality, we had Bill Cosby the man, the handsome, lovable, intelligent icon, a man who stood tall from the oppression of Jim Crow and rode the new racial enlightenment as an example of hard work, talent and perseverance. And now we are told that all during that glorious journey, he was drugging and raping women in a constant pattern and in numbers that were consistent with his famous work ethic. If Bill Cosby was a brilliant entertainer, athlete and scholar, why would he be any less talented a predator?
And so the time for speculation is over. Now those who support him have to go from "just allegations" to "the fix was in," "the white man," "illuminati" etc.,.
None of this should surprise us because Cosby and Jell-O were a perfect match. Really, wasn't there always something creepy about Jell-O? I mean, it moved like it was alive and then you ate it while it was still shaking on your spoon. Not cool, man, as Chet Kincaid might say.
And now as we look back on the Cosby family, we see a tragedy as deep and immense as that of the Kennedys or the Rockefellers. Bill Cosby has buried two of his five children, and has been embroiled in fraud, extortion and other legal troubles, assault allegations and now, a rape conviction. There is a blight on him and like Joe Kennedy who died at 81 and John D. Rockefeller who died at 97, Bill Cosby has built a fortune and lived into old age, only to watch his family and good name burned to ash.
I do not know how Bill Cosby will live. He's 85 years old and the clock is ticking hard on him. He may not live long enough to redeem his name. But one thing is sure.
Jell-O is no longer a mystery to me.
And neither is Bill Cosby.
copyright 2018.
Well, Bill Cosby's indictment, trial and conviction forced me to not only deal with the nightmarish revelations of over 50 women, it also caused me to finally find out what the hell Jell-O is.
Jell-O is gelatin and gelatin is: animal bones and skin ground up, treated with acid, then boiled. The top layer of gelatin is skimmed off the surface. Flavored and colored water fills in the spaces between the polymer chains and in that state, making it jiggly, shiny, fun and desirable.
But if you heat the Jell-O, you break the bonds that hold the proteins together and it becomes what it once was, an animal's dead carcass.
Bill Cosby was convicted. The heat was applied and now he was sent to prison, a convicted felon. The bonds holding together his image were broken and turned his legacy back into skin and bone. And even though the conviction has been overturned, no matter how we celebrate Cosby's life and career, there will always be a discussion of this rape conviction, which makes his whole life's work look like dead meat.
The conviction cast a spell on the life and work of Bill Cosby and forces the imagination to recast him in our memories:
Chet Kincaid, the impossibly positive and helpful physical education teacher of the first Bill Cosby Show, can now be seen lusting after young school girls and cute teachers in that Los Angeles high school, spiking their milk cartons in the lunch room and their coffees in the teacher's lounge and doing unspeakable things in a janitor's closet. This is an after school special made of nightmaresAlexander Scott the intrepid tennis pro of I Spy is fighting the Cold War, but also date-raping women across Europe, leaving dazed and confused heiresses and the occasional countess in hotel rooms, groggy and unable to remember what happened to them.
And of course, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable is not just a dad and physician, but a skillful predator who uses that cover to assault women throughout New York in his OBGYN office, while raising his kids with jokes.
And in reality, we had Bill Cosby the man, the handsome, lovable, intelligent icon, a man who stood tall from the oppression of Jim Crow and rode the new racial enlightenment as an example of hard work, talent and perseverance. And now we are told that all during that glorious journey, he was drugging and raping women in a constant pattern and in numbers that were consistent with his famous work ethic. If Bill Cosby was a brilliant entertainer, athlete and scholar, why would he be any less talented a predator?
And so the time for speculation is over. Now those who support him have to go from "just allegations" to "the fix was in," "the white man," "illuminati" etc.,.
None of this should surprise us because Cosby and Jell-O were a perfect match. Really, wasn't there always something creepy about Jell-O? I mean, it moved like it was alive and then you ate it while it was still shaking on your spoon. Not cool, man, as Chet Kincaid might say.
And now as we look back on the Cosby family, we see a tragedy as deep and immense as that of the Kennedys or the Rockefellers. Bill Cosby has buried two of his five children, and has been embroiled in fraud, extortion and other legal troubles, assault allegations and now, a rape conviction. There is a blight on him and like Joe Kennedy who died at 81 and John D. Rockefeller who died at 97, Bill Cosby has built a fortune and lived into old age, only to watch his family and good name burned to ash.
I do not know how Bill Cosby will live. He's 85 years old and the clock is ticking hard on him. He may not live long enough to redeem his name. But one thing is sure.
Jell-O is no longer a mystery to me.
And neither is Bill Cosby.
copyright 2018.
