10 RULES OF PUSSY MANAGEMENT
by Kizzy
Toussaint
I have finally
codified my thoughts on Pussy Management. If you hate that word, get over it,
because I will be using it a lot. If men can grab it, I can say it.
First thing you have to do, is learn not to be offended by all the terminology for it. And we should not be offended, because it’s the most valuable commodity in the world.
First thing you have to do, is learn not to be offended by all the terminology for it. And we should not be offended, because it’s the most valuable commodity in the world.
Did you hear
me?
You are
sitting on the most valuable commodity in the history of woman and mankind. And
just like money, stock or real estate, you need to know how to manage this
asset. Most women think they know this by birth but that’s not so. You have to
learn how to manage the pussy or you will waste its value on bad deals from the
never-ending machinations of men.
So, let me go
over the 10 Rules Of Pussy Management:
Rule 1: Pussy
is the most valuable commodity in the world.
Rule 2: Pussy is more valuable than Dick.
Rule 3: Pussy
is a depreciating asset.
Rule 4: ABF:
Always Be Fucking.
Rule 5: NBF:
Never Be Fucking.
Rule 6: Pussy
Management Necessitates Pussy Maintenance.
Rule 7: Pussy
ain’t free (a/k/a Dick is Not Earned.)
Rule 8: Pussy
+ Freaky = Death Star.
Rule 9: There is no such thing as a Ho.
Rule 10:
Pussy is Power and with Power comes Responsibility.
Rule 1:
Pussy is the most valuable commodity in the world.
Men spend 80%
of the day thinking about ass, so a properly managed pussy is a pre-sold asset.
Also, woman can have babies, men can’t. Without us, the species dies end of story.[1]
Men know this,
so they have for centuries carefully crafted a plan to deprive you of your God-given
right to control your pussy. They seek to fool you and depreciate your asset
with a societal mind-fuck.
But how
Kizzy? How are the men mind-fucking me?
Glad you
asked. Here's a simple one. Women were told that they should approach sex and
relationships like men, give up centuries of female strategy that protected the
species and the family and focused men's aforementioned sexual obsession to a
greater good. And the result? Women giving away pussy.
Mind.
Fucked.
Mind.
Fucked.
Rule 2: Pussy is more valuable than Dick.
I don’t care
if the woman is blind, cripple, half dead or on a reality show. Her vagina is
worth more than a thousand dicks. Don't believe me? Consider this: Pussy is so
good, some men fuck women after they are dead. Let's move on.
You ever see
those big women with kids in the trailer park or the housing project? Most of
you probably shake your heads and say, “Damn, look at that fat bitch.”
But do you know what I see? I see a woman who despite not being attractive, got
a man to screw her and create a life and life opens the door to a world of
possibilities. So, you think, “Well, a man will fuck anything.” I
say see Rule #1.
Rule 3:
Pussy is a depreciating asset.
The value of
pussy declines. Once you are, let's say, 18 or so, your pussy's value in
society slowly goes down. You don't even notice this for the first 10 years or
so, too busy screwing like a man, most of you. So the asset has to be sold for
whatever it is you want while the price is right. You want a husband, kids and
a picket fence? Get married early; trade while the value is high.
The best trick
men have pulled is the Myth Of Equality.[2]
They have served up this fallacy that men and women are equal. We are
not. From this trick, comes the Myth Of The Appreciating Pussy.
This lie tells women that their pussy appreciates with time based upon the
notion that money, education and wisdom make people think more of them
sexually. It’s a lie and a bad one. The asset declines with beauty and that
declines with time.[3]
Acceptance of
Rule #3 is essential to Pussy Management. It is not a trick, a perception or
some kind if cruelty. It’s the truth. Now for certain, a woman herself is more valuable over time but a woman is not her pussy and
pussy is not a woman. Shake your fist at the sky but accept it, you must.
Rule 4: ABF: Always Be Fucking.
Not literally,
of course. But sexiness is the idea that you could be doing it, that is,
letting some man have some. I’m not talking about flirting, teasing or hanging
out of your clothes like some thirsty, cock-chasing groupie. Good Pussy
Management means initially, the perception of pussy is better than the
reality of it. A smart vagina owner controls this perception and places her
asset under layers of intelligence, class, grace, humility and above all,
modesty.
Rule 5: NBF: Never Be Fucking.
No, I’m not
talking about celibacy. I’m talking about moderation and discretion. You
know how many guys you’re fucking? As many as people know about. This means
don’t give it to loudmouths, pretty boys and idiots. If you do, then you have
mismanaged your asset. Sometimes, you just have to say no. And I know it’s hard
but see Rules 1 and 2 and Rule 7 below. Just because you can fuck, doesn’t mean
you should.
Rules 4 and 5 are tricky because at first blush, they seem to oppose each other but if you
are smart they are not. To ABF is to create a perception that your pussy is
worth any effort because you dole it out with great discretion because you NBF.
Get it? Good.
Rule 6: Pussy Management necessitates
Pussy Maintenance.
A woman must use
all of her assets to full effect. What’s the point of having a pussy, if you
keep it in a paper sack? Keep the body tight and right. Don’t starve yourself
to death, just be healthy. Even though men will fuck anything, it is the quality
of men that increases when your asset is managed and maintained.
Rule 7: Pussy ain’t free (a/k/a Dick is
Not Earned.)
As with any
valuable commodity, pussy must always come at a price to the receiver. Now men don’t want you to think this because
well, the only thing better than pussy, is free pussy.
The corollary of
this rule is dick is not earned. As we know by now it’s not an accomplishment
to get some man to screw you. I see women all the time bragging about the man
they laid with. Really? That’s like expecting a high five for breathing.
Rule 8: Pussy + Freaky = Death Star.
In Star Wars,
the Empire had the ultimate weapon, that could blow up your entire planet. A
properly managed pussy along with knowing how to satisfy in the bedroom is like
the Death Star. Any planet of noncooperation a man brings can be blown the fuck
up.[4]
Rule 9: There is no such thing as a Ho.
Hate to ruin it
for so many people, but the idea that accepting value for your pussy is wrong,
is yet another, you guessed it, Mind Fuck. Men went so far as to outlaw it.
Why? Because it deprives women of power. Pussy Management teaches us that
demanding value for the pussy whether it be love, respect or cold, hard cash is
not evil, sinful or debasing. It is the natural order of things.
Rule 10:
Pussy is Power and Power comes with Responsibility.
Most women know
that their asset has value, how much is the question. But most never think
about the responsibility that comes with it. We all know that you could get
pregnant or get a disease but that responsibility applies to you. I’m talking
about the Pussy Manager’s responsibility to the world.
Men have strong
urges and so do not think as well as they see and feel. If you are mismanaging
your pussy, it will always tend to lead them to give in to their lack of
control and that ain’t good for nobody.
“But Kizzy, why is the burden always on
women? Shouldn’t men learn to control their shit?”
It is the job of
the Pussy Managers to keep everything
in control. If men could control their urges, it would shift power back to
them. They would withhold sex, charge women for children and basically control
us with their asset. This is antithetical to nature. That’s why it’s called pussywhipped and not dickwhipped.
Women who
believe that every female burden must be borne by men in equal measure have
fallen prey to the false equivalency mind fuck. They are argumentative and
pissed that their asset comes with such an awesome responsibility. All I can
say is, you can’t give it back, bitch. Also accepting value for Pussy
Management lessens the burden of responsibility.
So that’s it.
Follow these rules and you will be the proud owner of a properly managed pussy.
Also, we must teach Pussy Management to our daughters, nieces, cousins and
friends. I know it’s gonna be hard. We’ve already lost a generation, so we have
to grab the youth and turn their heads toward the light.
Now, get to
managing. [5]
-KS
[2] Also known as The Myth Of False Equivalency.
[3] If you’re a woman and you’re thinking “What about men? Does their shit decline, too?” Go back and read rules 1 and 2. And if that doesn’t do it then stop
reading this, you’re too dumb to understand it.
[4] And you
know how the Death Star had that one weakness that the rebels exploited? That
would be your pride.
[5] Kizzy Toussaint is an author and blogger. You can
find her novel, Slam
The Trick on Amazon.
Copyright 2014
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