AMERICA HAS THE PRESIDENT IT DESERVES

Trump is a Founding Father without the 248 years of lies and white-washing.

George Washington liked to travel with his slaves. He routinely took them to Philadelphia with him on trips, so they could service him and he could have sex with his Black mistress. But in Philly if they stayed there for more than six months, they would be free by law. So, Washington would send them back to Mount Vernon just ahead of the deadline.

And he is our greatest President. 

I will dispense with the argument that he was a man of his time and all that shit. Not my purpose here. What I am saying is over the years, Washington's persona has been cleansed of his flaws and sins, all the way to the point that we were told a lie about how he could not tell a lie.

Throughout history, flawed men have occupied the White House and some were more flawed than others. Undoubtedly, some of our Presidents were great men and deserve to be praised in history, but we have had far more shitty Presidents and that's because America, despite all of our pronouncements of freedom, liberty and God cannot help being what it is, a nation built on a multitude of sins, populated by a citizenry that's okay with it.

The facade of American virtue broke after we elected a non-Black President. Obama shattered the psychological security system people had built in their minds for over three centuries. Only white men were smart, strong and capable, only white people could wield American power because you know, some people are better than all them other kinds of people.

Half of America went crazy in their hatred of Obama and so when it was time to replace him, we reached into the garbage can of our subconscious and pulled out another Washington, but without the 248 years of whitewashing and historical amnesia.

Enter Donald Trump, the grandson of a racist and son of a crook. A man fueled by ego, greed and generational wealth. He took office and was terrible at the job. He lied daily and could not handle any kind of a crisis. So, we threw him out only to reelect him because another non-white, non-male President would kill us all dead.

Trump's second term is a chance for America to finally grow up and admit some things that need admitting. We have to stop saying we are not obsessed and motivated by race, greedy beyond reason and that we believe in the Christian God of love and benevolence. 

The election of this most imperfect man proves that we do not want a nation where we are all equal and judged by the content of our character. We want a nation with a ruling group and we want to judge people by their looks and their bank accounts.

Sounds really cynical, huh? Well, let me prove we are Trump and Trump is America.

1. Trump is a liar and America lives by it lies. We lied about all of our wars wherein millions died. We lied on blacks and enslaved them, lied on immigrants and indentured them, lied on the Japanese and stole their lives and imprisoned them and lied about the holocaust so we could ignore it when Army intelligence was reporting it to FDR daily.

2. Trump is fat. America is the most obese nation in the world.

3. Trump is a fake Christian and America shows no behavior that evidences we believe God western  and His Son. Our God is racism and money, in that order.

4. Trump promotes polices that harm according to race. America has spent over two centuries doing the same. We say we do not see color or race and yet here we are in 2025 still servicing the same racist tropes, stereotypes and hatred as we did a century ago. "A Black Mermaid! Over my dead body!"

5. Trump is a crook, a grifter and a conman. America loves a criminal. We worship money and will forgive any behavior by which anyone acquires money. "Yeah, I know he's a rapist and puppy killer, but I respect his hustle."

For years, we have believed our own lies, smelling the feces of a fake democracy and saying it's perfume. America was never a democracy until its citizens forced it to be. It has always been an enslaved or oppressed-worker-based oligarchy with a republic facade.

All of our Presidents have been embodiments of this vaguely hidden authoritarianism. They have all been selected by a group of men who work hard to keep the facade of American democracy alive. Every President we've had has fit the mold for which he was elected.

So Trump when they inevitably move to say Trump is the greatest President we've ever had, they are not really lying. He is first unvarnished President, one that wears the real face of this nation openly, defiantly and painted bright orange.

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