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Sunday, March 9, 2014

THE 7 RULES OF DICK MASTERY

God gave men the urge and women the answer. The urge when coupled with intellect is seductively powerful. So a man needs more than will power. He needs Dick Mastery.

This was the first article, written before The 10 Rules Of Pussy Management but I allowed Ms. Toussaint to publish hers first, because as she reminds me, a woman's time is more valuable than a man's.

Women hate it when men say their urges are biological and hard to control. Well, you just have to get over it, ladies because the shit is true. However, it was man who got off all fours and conquered his sexual urges and built civilization. Men controlled their instincts, mastered their dicks and the next thing you know, we were watching the Mars Probe on an iPhone.

So here are the 7 Rules Of Dick Mastery:

Rule 1: Master Your Dick Or Be Its Slave.
Rule 2: Dicks Love Pussy, Men Love Women.
Rule 3: Be Superman On The Street, Batman In The Bed.
Rule 4: Make a Life, Take A Wife.
Rule 5: ABB/NBB - Always Be Bonin'/Never Be Bonin'.
Rule 6: Adapt Your Dick Or Die.
Rule 7: A Mastered Dick Is Power.



Rule 1: Master Your Dick Or Be Its Slave.


There two types of men, those who control their dicks and those who are slaves to them. A Dick Master is focused, driven and dedicated to something bigger than himself. A man who is slave to his dick is random, lazy and dedicated to feeding his penis and little else.

Let me be clear, to master your dick is not to be a eunuch, celibate, weak or docile. It is about intellect over instinct, learned behavior over inborn behavior, manhood over juvenility.[1]

Rule 2: Dicks Love Pussy, Men Love Women.

Men talk about pussy as if it exists separately from a woman. This is the first step towards believing there are no consequences to your actions. Remember, you can't have pussy without a woman but can have a woman without pussy. If you don't see the logic in the last part of that statement, keep reading Rule 1 until your eyes bleed.

Rule 3: Be Superman On The Street, Batman In The Bed.

A Dick Master understands gentlemanly behavior. He does not believe that a woman should fuck him because he bought her a hamburger; he is a superman. Superman is a hero, a gentleman who sacrifices all for those who need his help. Batman is dark, dangerous, but you know he can take care of business behind closed doors. And, he has toys.

Rule 4: Make a Life, Take A Wife.

If you get a woman pregnant, she will be your wife forever. You don't have to marry her but she cannot be dismissed as if she doesn't exist and like a wife, she will always have power over you. 

I am not saying a single dad or even a part time dad is inherently a dick slave. I am saying that once the baby is here, you must subordinate your general interests to that of the kid and the woman. No excuses, Baby first, Woman second, then You. And I don't care if you don't like her. She has dominion over the life you made together. Find common ground or you will be sorry.[2] 

If you think she can be dismissed, after a baby, then you've separated the woman from her pussy and Django can’t free you from your dick.

Rule 5: ABB/NBB - Always Be Bonin'/Never Be Bonin'.

A man should always be provocative, charming funny and make a woman think he is worthy of her, worthy of getting her to manage her pussy his way. But a man should also be selective, honest, use discretion and never lower the value of his dick just to get some. And here is the axiom: 

The lady who wants you to lower the dick 
is never worthy of it, unless it is lowered. 

Think about it.

Rule 6: Adapt Your Dick Or Die.

Women have changed. Men have not. Women are not going back into the closet of second-class citizenship. Those who demand these "traditional" women who are docile and submissive may find women like that but now they come at a price and that is your honor, nobility and devotion.

A man must approach a woman as a partner and not an annex to some post-modern delusion. If you cannot, then you are one ejaculation away from being a pathetic-wretched-babydaddy-asshole-crying-about-child-support-cursing-women-but-still-loving-pussy-dick slave.

Rule 7: A Mastered Dick Is Power.

And with power comes responsibility. A Dick Master looks at the world as a place of possibility, not limitation, a world of love not sex.

He is a father by choice, a friend by nature. He is a gentleman, a lover, a rock.

A Man.

Now, get to mastering.

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Copyright 2014






[1] The morality and fidelity games we play will soon become outdated. Then what people? Realityship.
[2] Men hate this but it is undeniably true. Fight her and the courts will tear your ass apart and you will likely lose the love of your kids.  And once that happens, you are nothing.